Merry Christmas Everyone

Shakin' Stevens

Christmas
1985

The most Christmas-jumper song ever made. Resistance is futile by beer three.

How Many Beers Does This Song Need?

No ratings yet — be the first!

The Beer Scale

On BeerTuner, every song is rated on a 0–11 beer scale.

RatingWhat It Means
0 BeersPure gold — a masterpiece that needs no help
1–3 BeersGreat song, maybe just needs a little warming up
4–6 BeersGetting into guilty pleasure territory
7–9 BeersYou might need some liquid courage for this one
10–11 BeersEven infinite beers might not save this one

About This Song

How good is "Merry Christmas Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens?

No one has rated "Merry Christmas Everyone" yet on BeerTuner. Be the first to rate it!

What is the beer rating scale?

BeerTuner uses a 0–11 beer scale. A score of 0 means the song is an instant classic — no beers needed. A score of 11 means even infinite beers might not make it sound good. It's a fun, humorous way to rate music.

Rate More Songs

BeerTuner has 429 songs from the 40s to the 2020s. No account needed.

Start Rating