The Best Songs of the 2020s

The 2020s so far, ranked by how few beers they need. A small chart for now, and the one most likely to change as the decade goes on.

Top 12 of 12 songs with at least 10 ratings. Ranked by average beer score on a 0 to 11 scale.

1
Levitating
Dua Lipa
Disco came back and nobody filed a complaint.
4.1beers25 ratings
2
WAP
Cardi B
You know what it stands for. Your speakers know too.
4.3beers10 ratings
3
Heat Waves
Glass Animals
Took two years to crawl to number one. Patience paid.
4.8beers29 ratings
4
About Damn Time
Lizzo
The flute solo is not a joke and she can genuinely play it.
5.4beers38 ratings
5
Vampire
Olivia Rodrigo
Starts as a piano ballad, ends as an execution.
5.5beers21 ratings
6
Stay
The Kid LAROI & Justin Bieber
Two minutes twenty. In and out. Ruthless efficiency.
5.8beers27 ratings
7
Flowers
Miley Cyrus
Buying yourself flowers, set to a groove. Effective revenge.
6.1beers53 ratings
8
Anti-Hero
Taylor Swift
It's me, hi. Alarmingly relatable at beer four.
6.3beers40 ratings
9
As It Was
Harry Styles
Sad lyrics, cheerful synths, total global domination.
6.5beers56 ratings
10
Last Night
Morgan Wallen
Streamed relentlessly. You already know the chorus.
6.6beers35 ratings
11
Paint The Town Red
Doja Cat
Built on a Dionne Warwick sample and pure nerve.
7.3beers33 ratings
12
Unholy
Sam Smith
Kim Petras steals the entire thing in eight bars.
8.2beers25 ratings